I may have, in fact, found the loudest, most ridiculous guitar solo ever in the history of guitar-dom.
Only the monster hair bands of the 80’s could have fostered such an awesome, over-the-top guitar performance.
Your mission, as a guitarist, is to:
- Build up some AWESOME chops.
- Grow long, greasy hair that you can tease into a massive hair-helmet.
- Acquire some TIGHT black pleather pants. Extra points for shiny. Extra EXTRA points for added bulginess.
- Acquire some sort of long, open-chested coat that you can wear. Must have some sort of reflective pattern, or at least be a really LOUD color (yellow or pink come to mind). You are encouraged to show off your ‘man-muff’ of thick chest hair, which is a major contrast to your pasty-whiteness.
- Lastly, purchase an absolutely WICKED tri-necked, heart-shaped guitar. WOW.
