Guitarists: I have found our goal!

I may have, in fact, found the loudest, most ridiculous guitar solo ever in the history of guitar-dom.

Only the monster hair bands of the 80’s could have fostered such an awesome, over-the-top guitar performance.

Your mission, as a guitarist, is to:

1. Build up some AWESOME chops.
2. Grow long, greasy hair that you can tease into a massive hair-helmet.
3. Acquire some TIGHT black pleather pants.  Extra points for shiny. Extra EXTRA points for added bulginess.
4. Acquire some sort of long, open-chested coat that you can wear.  Must have some sort of reflective pattern, or at least be a really LOUD color (yellow or pink come to mind).  You are encouraged to show off your ‘man-muff’ of thick chest hair, which is a major contrast to your pasty-whiteness.
5. Lastly, purchase an absolutely WICKED tri-necked, heart-shaped guitar.  WOW.